Sunday, August 26, 2012

Summertime

Hi, @IsraeliPM. I just want to ask you one question. Why is it that we still can't sing "ain't nothing can harm you" to those little babies whose daddies aren't rich?


Thanks.


Sunday, August 19, 2012

War of Man

Hi, @IsraeliPM. You know, when my kids play games with me, it's lovable. When they do it to distract me from messes they've made, I still tell them off. When you play games that threaten to kill hundreds of thousands, maybe more, to distract us from your failures as a leader, there's nothing lovable about it.
Lay down your arms and listen to your people.

Sunday, August 12, 2012

Fever

Hi there, @IlDuc- oh, um, @IsraelPM. A lot of people around us are burning.
No, it isn't fever. If only it were.

Sunday, August 5, 2012

God Bless The Child

Hi, @IsraeliPM. It's me again. I think I'm just going to keep serenading you until you stop making up excuses and coming up with halfassed solutions that actually make the problems worse, and actually man up and address the situation at hand.
Or even better, resign. Give someone who actually remembers that PM is the role of a CIVIL SERVANT.